PEEP THE HORROR
Like yo mama? Be sure to like the video.
Doing your mom
Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video bless you. Peace out!
Papa Pete is coming for you
Banned in the UK
Minecraft Good Fortnite Bad Keanu Reeves Good Roblox
Bees?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now with 100% more megaspheres
But that's just a theory
Holy shit! They made Minecraft in real life!
What is this? Minecraft?
And he proceeded to... Hand me Minecraft
Paint the walls!
Paint the walls.
Paint the walls?
Paint the walls!?
Paint the walls!!
Pull this lever to summon your guardian angel!
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Toycat is YES!
Now available as an Epic Store exclusive!
A Hideo Kojima game
Beware of the Kamikaze shrubs!
EAT SHIT! ETRUSCANS = MASTER RACE!!!
I do not like Italians very much.
You will collect my coins.
Go ahead. Collect my coins.
18 quintillion seeds!
What's your name? Paul? Check this out paul.
Don't you feel silly? Don't you feel stupid? Don't you feel a little ashamed?
You look of cloun using computer
Oh? You're approaching me?
Oh, whoops, ooh, I dropped... My monster condom that I use for my MAGNUM DONG
Aw man
You did not reach the Nuclear Throne
Brown bricks
Oi m8 you got a loisence for that pickaxe?
Uh oh stinky
I know where he is
I know the thuing
WILL YOU EAT
Welcome to Minecraft may I take your order?
Welcome to Minecraft, get your shit and get out
Hey, this is the ministry of nothing, reminding you again that there is nothing in that pit
For brain surger ONLY
Everybody type in the chat
The best game, believe me. Everybody knows about games, but this one is the best
Minecraft
INVALID SESSION - TRY RESTARTING MINECRAFT
Sausage Slaps
Nugget+Biscuit+Mashed Potatoes+Barbecue Sauce=?!?!?!?!
In 4k
Look like crab, play block game like people
Something grass-shaped, yet also somewhat man-shaped
IN THE YEAR 2077, YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF BLOCKS
When the [noun] is [adjective]!!
Impeccable loot tables!
STOP SODOMIZING THE ANIMALS -- LAST WARNING
Goin Grink!!
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut!
BILL IS LAND
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Margaret Thatcher is dead and buried!
That bug is not a bug and it's only a coincidence that saying so is significantly easier than just fixing it
Twice the size of Luxembourg, or so I've been told
Gameing..
Pride! Greed! Wrath! Envy! Lust! Gluttony, and Sloth!
So put to death the sinful, earthly things lurking within you.
Have nothing to do with sexual immorality
Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!
Go to bed
The unique is rarely successful, and the successful is rarely unique
Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself... now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent.
I am the penis man, I have the penis plan
CONSIDER YOUR BALLS... WASHED
Jesus didn't speak Hebrew, he spoke facts
Witness me, as I procure urine from my hands. Pissbender.
I speak Albanian to God, violence to my enemies, and I don't speak to women.
Bitches be like "Bitches be like" then be the bitches that be like
and why he ourple
You will feel the wrath of God when you must explain why you would not defend his creation, Allhamdulillah
TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE
A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
FREE NEWSPAPER AND SCRAP METAL!!
The "Black Panther" of Jewish people.
An Unreal process has crashed!
A God-forsaken piece of equipment
I AM YIIKING OUT!!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
This game vibrates with motion!
While traveling through the Dire Dire Docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!"
Now featuring Racist Jaywalker Hell!
Like a black Malcom X
Mine Twice, Craft Once!
LACHSLAUF IM ECHTEN LEBEN?!
The most compelling argument for mandatory castration
Russia will know true vengeance when we remove their splash text!
The Bible made me hate a bitch
HAPPY 100TH SPLASH TEXT!
Damn witch you live like this?
くコ:彡
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
Not Jewish on purpose!
GOD AND ORDER
WIND AND WATER
Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do!
West Server Ever!
"it" being my penis
A connection error has occurred!
Homies gotta die!
NAE NAE BEFORE YOU GET A WHOOPIN
I just lost my job at the sand factory...
I am about to do something really really demonic
One or more players disconnected.
Blasticate the enter key to continue!
Punch the enter key to continue!
Sweat on the enter key to continue!
We're rich!!
I've spent years of my life stomping KOOPAS
A SECRET IS REVEALED!
Welcome back to the land of the living! Now pick up a shovel and start digging
'_>'
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Fuck you and thank you for killing yourself
It's a feature not a bug? Sing it to someone else!
Requires one hell of a rig
It appeared to be some kind of splash text
Suddenly, and without warning, I found myself reading the splash text
What can only be described as a video game
ONE WHO MOOS
-Said the robot pimp, disdainfully
Yippie yo! You can't touch this!
Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife :(
Exceeds speeds of 300 cigarettes/hour
YOU MUST FIGHT WITH HONOR!
SANTA CLAUSE IS NOT REAL, AND JESUS NEVER HAPPENED!!
Does both fuck all and nothing
Honk if you are Chinese and homeless
Some sort of a Sheep-people hybrid?
DOX HIM NOT ME!
No longer comes with egg roll
Trusty, sometimes dusty!
Finally, something to do other than nitrous oxide!!
Only war criminals get three scoops!
It doesn't matter how old they are, the people in Africa are desperate for t-shirts
Why t-shirts?
FUUUCK! I HATE IT!
ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR THE HOOKER!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Or I'll kill you.
It's not even funny. It's just nothing.
i have about two dollars
how about you resurrect my penis. with sex
Come and mop up boys, I'm done here
FUCKIN A MAN!
STOCK UP ON CANNED TUNA AND DEHYDRATED WATER!
Nobody likes roasted nuts!
IN HELL THERE IS NO FIRE
And then meteor happens
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